This is the perfect beginner's bike, right?

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 04/13/2018 at 17:29 • Filed to: None

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KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/13/2018 at 17:32

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No but this is

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ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/13/2018 at 17:35

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Every beginner should start on the track in a safe and controlled environment:

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/13/2018 at 17:36

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Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles 04/13/2018 at 17:39

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this is the first thing i thought of hahaha

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability 04/13/2018 at 17:40

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You don’t need those wings to fly

His Stigness > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 04/13/2018 at 17:40

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Every time I see a Hayabusa I say to myself, “Hayabusa mother fucka!”

Decay buys too many beaters > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/13/2018 at 17:42

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Sure, if you’re buying a first bike for your teenage daughter.

Spanfeller is a twat > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/13/2018 at 17:45

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A liter is about two pints.

Which is coincidentally the amount of blood you’d need tranfused after falling off 500 meters away from the store.

Future next gen S2000 owner > His Stigness 04/13/2018 at 17:45

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Does it have a turbo on that bitch?

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Decay buys too many beaters 04/13/2018 at 17:45

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But it needs to be in Hot Pink and part of the sale proceeds need to go to the Susan G Komen foundation.

AKA Marketing motorcycles to women according to some dealers. 

shop-teacher > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/13/2018 at 17:47

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Sure. You get the license on a scooter, and then buy a liter bike, right?

Decay buys too many beaters > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 04/13/2018 at 17:48

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And then, when the bike sits on the showroom floor for 4 years, they claim that “women aren’t interested in motorcycling”

His Stigness > Future next gen S2000 owner 04/13/2018 at 17:50

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Hayabusa mutha fucka!

fintail > shop-teacher 04/13/2018 at 17:52

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Hey, I can get my license in a Geo and run out and buy a Veyron or a 42' motorhome or a lifted Excursion, why not?

fintail > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/13/2018 at 17:52

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To be fair, a lot safer than a finicky large displacement sportbike of 25 years ago.

For Sweden > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/13/2018 at 18:29

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BMW = Beginners Motor Wheels

Nom De Plume > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/13/2018 at 18:53

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The truly hilarious thing about this is the person who could responsibly handle this bike is also the ideal rider for a BMW scooter. Riding a bike at highway speeds is one thing. You can get bucked around pretty good and hold on fairly easy. Try that on a scooter and you better know what you are doing.

Funktheduck > For Sweden 04/13/2018 at 19:12

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Basic moped wheels

Funktheduck > For Sweden 04/13/2018 at 19:12

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Basic moped wheels

Ssfancyfresh > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/13/2018 at 22:42

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Why not? S1000 is a pussy cat. It posts up big numbers, but it is so comfortable and easy to ride. It comes standard with ABS. And It’s got several ride modes which can limit total power output and/or throttle input based on lean angle.

Yeah, huge motor, tiny race bike. But, lots of tech and a full suite of safety aids that aren’t available on basic machines.

I’ll give this one a pass.

pip bip - choose Corrour > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/14/2018 at 06:59

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Honda NBC110 is best